NOT ENOUGH TIME
A little birdie told me that you’re more swamped than a kayak in a whirlpool and have no time to take the vacay you bought. Let me see if I can play a little vacation Tetris to help you slot in some R&R.
NOT SURE WHERE TO GO
Choosing a destination is like building a playlist—you need to set the mood and keep the good times rolling. As a certified PhD (Pretty Helpful Dude), I’m here to help you build a destination playlist that your vacay crew will love.
BUDGET’S AN ISSUE
I’m here to help you book the vacay you bought. I have budget-friendly ideas that can help you fit a giraffe into a Mini Cooper. You just have to be creative and make the most of the limited space while driving.
MY CHOICE ISN’T AVAILABLE
It’s me, the Director of Destination Dilemmas. Heard your vacay pick wasn’t available, but I’ve got options that’ll turn your frown upside down. It’s a Choose Your Own Adventure book and I just turned the page for you.
NOT SURE HOW TO BOOK
Getting ready for a vacay can feel challenging. But booking dates for your vacay is as easy as ordering in from your favorite food delivery service. Not as tasty, but a whole lot quicker and with less calories. Book now. Thank me later.
NOT INTERESTED (OR SOMETHING ELSE)
This vacay experience is unlike any other with up to 11 destinations to choose from—and you already paid for it. Plus, we don’t look gift horses in the mouth. Not that I’m calling you a horse. You get my drift.
Anything we didn’t cover? Bring it on.
To fulfill the terms of this offer, you are required to attend a two-hour timeshare presentation.