I’M ALSO YOUR
GURU OF GETAWAYS.
I’m here to take your vacation from “in your dreams” to “on your calendar.”
BOOK YOUR DATES
VACATION MODE: OFF
What’s vacation mode? It’s punching out of reality and teleporting to another universe. It’s “getting out of Dodge” and into a Lamborghini, as the saying goes. It’s taking the package you bought and MAKING IT HAPPEN by booking your dates, my friend. So, let’s do this.
HERE’S THE DEAL
The vacation package you bought? It comes with a 2-hour vacation ownership presentation (a.k.a. “the tour” with “the snacks”). I decided to tackle that presentation head-on. Yup, just me, the elephant, and the gorilla—all in the same room. And, you know what I discovered? Gentle giraffes. Check it out.
AND SO MUCH MORE
From city vibes to beach bliss to mountain magic, we’ve got options.
Ready to book, but want to chat with my pals (vacation specialists)?
Call us at (888) 835-1899.
To fulfill the terms of this offer, you are required to attend a two-hour timeshare presentation.